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Man from St Ouen sees Nelson Mandela in his Weetabix

Man from St Ouen sees Nelson Mandela in his Weetabix

Herman A'Court recounting events

Herman A'Court recounting events

'It was amazing!’ recounted Mr A’Court, describing how the chance formation of his breakfast cereal had been so reminiscent of the great South African freedom fighter.  ‘Just amazing!'  'Especially when you consider that I usually have Special K'

'Madiba'

'Madiba'

It’s not the first time Mr A’Court has brushed shoulders with greatness.  ‘I once cycled to Grosnez’ he explained ‘I took out my picnic and there she was.  Bette Midler.  Right there in my corned beef.'  'I guess I’m just lucky!’

St Ouen's tree in line for sensational big screen debut

St Ouen's tree in line for sensational big screen debut

Disgraced minister set to headline wrestling extravaganza

Disgraced minister set to headline wrestling extravaganza